I hate this god damn shirt.

i can’t believe someone hit my trapezius with a hammer.

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

(via medicine)

ostolero:

who wants to join my gang of post-american immortal humanoids

(via ostolero)

why do we (humans) not really like thinking about being like…things? like we are real. and we are mammals. like the other ones… do dogs have egos like us? i could understand how a species sees its species-status as transparent cause it’s the strongest given in its existence so this is a real question 

man i need menaba starbaby to hit me up 

iwishihadafather:

hes not even down on one knee. he’s down on both knees with those cheep ass weed socks and converse shoes this girl needs to love herself

(via boychic)

i bet if you took out my femurs and clicked them together they would be in tune with hold on we’re going home